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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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