...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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