please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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