I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize
