she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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