No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
