I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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