At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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