if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
