May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
