no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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