So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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