Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
