bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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