Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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