I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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