Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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