when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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