Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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