Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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