Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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