Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
