ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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