Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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