I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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