their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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