You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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