I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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