She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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