so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize