Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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