So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
As shirtless as possible
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize