Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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