Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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