belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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