I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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