Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Randomize
