I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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