don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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