Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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