i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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