i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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