So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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