He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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