just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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