it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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