just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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