When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
