I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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