I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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