can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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