My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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