Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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