i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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